“After watching Tidying up with Marie Kondo on Netflix, I really began to muse what my ‘spark joys’ were,” said Mr Aidai, “and after flicking through all of the textbooks I bought at the beginning of the year, these simply had to be the first to go.” Continue reading Med Student Throws Away Thousands of Dollars Worth of Medical Textbooks After Watching ‘Tidying Up With Marie Kondo’

“If only I knew earlier that the Foundies assignment did not count, I would have been able to attend Medcamp and experience what I’ve been missing all these years: the warmth of another human being… I often wonder what that feels like,” said Jarse when questioned, staring longingly at a circle of students congregated on the lawn. Continue reading Med Student Graduates Without Making Friends Because Did Not Attend Medcamp

“My body just sort of forgets to wake up,” claims Timmy Little, a prime example of the culprits. “Today’s lectures were probably low-yield anyway.” Continue reading Second Year Student Plans to ‘Study Harder This Year’, Misses First Week of Lectures

“Does it count as match-fixing if I bully my juniors until the department is stripped of its title?” asked a senior doctor. Continue reading SportsBet Now Taking Bets For Next NSW Hospital To Be Deregistered